Thursday, October 22, 2009

Overheard, Two Male Students

"I don't know why, but I only talk to girls on AIM.  Do you ever talk to dudes?"

"Only in emergencies."

Monday, October 12, 2009

Snippets from the next table in Cafe du Soleil

"Usually boys like something... Sports... or, gadgets?  Right?"

"Have you ever tried a regular Coke?"

Sunday, October 4, 2009

First World Questions

aka, Stuff White People Don't Like:


1. Should I stay on the couch or try to get better reception near the window?

2. If my significant other doesn't have the same taste as I, can we still be compatible?

3. Should I spend 5 minutes trying to find a decent torrent for this file or spend 99 cents on it but enjoy instant gratification?

4. Organic cafes don't serve diet coke?


Ghostwriting credits: A. Chung

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Not My Best Work,

But in the interest of self-accountability: