Texting

These two have never actually met.

Y: "Hi"

X: "Hey I just heard about the year-long film plan.  Think there's any room for a continuity girl?"

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Y: "Did u know I just bought the harvard bio of flaubert before you mentioned it on facebook"

X: "I knew because you told me you dingleberry"

Y: "Oh"

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Y: "Come today and stay here you only have to pay 300 for rent"

X: "[Y], I have to confess something: you have met many of my amigos, so it's understandable you would think otherwise, but I am neither a curious, diligent scholar, nor an ambitious, bold thinker.  I am but a quiet homebody, who feigns worthiness only in the consequence-free world of long-distance communication.  Do you really want to live with such a sad little soul?"

Y: "Yes"

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Y: "When can you be here by?  Get a ticket online, itll be 200 or something like that"

X: "I humbly request a few days to ponder"

Y: "No  just come now saturdays are fun here"

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Y: "Ive made up your room for when you stay"

X: "[Y]: I think I would like to stay where I am because I got a gig writing theatre reviews for a newspaper, and I like it, and I actually think I'm a little bit good at it.  That is such a rare occurrence that it would truly behoove me to hunker down.  Plus, I would quickly become one of those individuals whom you would merely tolerate, not appreciate.  I may be pals with [P] and [Q], but that is merely necessary, not sufficient, for [Y] esteem"

Y: "What do you mean?  i thought you liked me"

X: "Just because 2 people love one another very much, that does not necessarily mean they would be compatible if they actually met"

Y: "But it would be different with us"

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Y: "I love you, [x]"

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Y: "Hey"

Y: "Can we talk?"

Y: "We can say anything we want as long as we don't say it too loud"

X: "Find us a dream that dont ask no questions"

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Y: "Hey, babe"

X: "What's happenin hot stuff?"

Y: "I am at [P]'s though I wish I were with you"

X: "You've got f([P])=mother*[P], though, don't forget"

Y: "Do not know her"

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Y: "Hey, babe"

X: "How's [P]'s?"

Y: "I wanna see you"

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Y: "hey"

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Y: "HEY!"

X: "Oh man caps lock from [Y] what an honor"

Y: "[X]!  What the funk?  Where've you Bren?"

Y: "Tell [P] that you and I like one anotherand stay away he must"

X: "I have a hickey on my neck that's so big it looks like I've been in a car accident"

Y: "Why would you tell me this"

Y: "Agh"