1. Should I stay on the couch or try to get better reception near the window?
2. If my significant other doesn't have the same taste as I, can we still be compatible?
3. Should I spend 5 minutes trying to find a decent torrent for this file or spend 99 cents on it but enjoy instant gratification?
4. Organic cafes don't serve diet coke?
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