Y: "Yo, what flick did you decide on last night? Yuh, Yuh."
X: "Actually I watched Harvard Beats Yale 29-29. You can read my thoughts on my blog."
Y: "God, that movie keeps coming up. Now that I go to Yale, I don't mind. Hey, let's start a blog - you, me, [P]/[Q] - about Philosophy, The Cinema, Literature, Music, and Theory."
Y: "Well, let's do it. Let's write about how PENN is 4th in the US News Rankings and how PENN's English Department is tied with Harvard at 3rd. We can also talk about the rumor that the Med School is going to be tied at 1st with Harvard in the new Rankings."
X: "And you haven't even mentioned Wharton"
Y: "Wharton is always Tops."
Y: "Fucking Yale Philosophy - I'm going to go to Penn once a week to continue studies with Paul Guyer, the world's undisputed top Kantian."
X: "On top of a world of perpetual peace, eh? What a place 2 B"
Y: "Yeah, and when I was there, I hated it."
Y: "Come live here and we can talk"
X: "[Q] and I recently revolutionized our long-distance relationship with videoconferencing on Skype. But when he refused to put a shirt on, we had to revert"
X: "Speaking of [Q], we've been wondering how exactly you expect us to respond to a text that says, 'Hi'"
Y: "Come over and solve this problem"
(After a series of chats on the TELEPHONE)
Y: "The entire conversation we just shared hurt me"
X: "And here I was, about to chalk it up as an unqualified success"
X: "I think [P] hates me"
Y: "He told me that he plans on seeing you. By the way, the fucking kidney dude called and I dropped my phone - bad sign? They can take my dead organs - I keep trying to OD"
Y: "Hey, babe."
X: "'Babe' yourself"
X: "I was the best wingwoman ever for [P] last night"
X: "He was surrounded by foreign girls"
X: "All because of me"
Y: "well, you can chase the truth like hell, but you'll touch its coat tails"
Y: "somethings I get scattered in the brain for a year"